{"id":673,"date":"2022-08-09T20:20:22","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T20:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/robstanvisuals.com\/works\/?page_id=673"},"modified":"2022-08-16T21:51:42","modified_gmt":"2022-08-16T21:51:42","slug":"rsv-institute","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/robstanvisuals.com\/works\/rsv-institute\/","title":{"rendered":"RSV Institute"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Who We Are<\/strong>
We are an organization of loosely affiliated friends and family who do stuff that we enjoy. The \u201cResearch Institute\u201d is just a front to make it look like we\u2019re a legitimate research organization, which we\u2019re not. So don\u2019t submit a resume to us looking for a job. By the way, the Latin in the coat of arms \u201cDatum ex Historia\u201d means \u201cData from Stories.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mission Statement<\/strong>
While there are many consulting and data companies that will pile through reams of data and report interesting findings to whoever hired them, we like to cut to the chase. We will find, manipulate, invent, and project data to suit the narrative you want to sell. We have found that between art, anecdote, and data, that art is the most persuasive followed by anecdote, and data.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leadership<\/strong>
We really don\u2019t have much leadership at this point. No Board of Directors, etc. That\u2019s because we don\u2019t make any money and don\u2019t intend to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you want to be on the Board of Directors, we\u2019re happy to let you run it, because we don\u2019t know what it does. But you have to report the minutes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Culture<\/strong>
The most important ingredient in our work force is the ability to create data out of thin air to provide legitimacy to the stories that our clients want to sell. So we have consistently employed the skills of artists who can create compelling narratives or visuals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

History<\/strong>
Our company was founded in the fall of 2021 on the way to Kroger\u2019s at 6am on a Sunday. We thought, \u201cwouldn\u2019t it be cool if we had something like a research institute to lend an air of legitimacy to all the fake stuff we do.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Careers<\/strong>
Like we said above, we don\u2019t really have any jobs or money, so don\u2019t be looking for a job from us. However, we\u2019re certainly open to your ideas and suggestions, especially if you work for a data organization and have seen all the BS they put out there on their web site. We\u2019ll keep your contributions anonymous.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Who We AreWe are an organization of loosely affiliated friends and family who do stuff that we enjoy. The \u201cResearch Institute\u201d is just a front to make it look like we\u2019re a legitimate research organization, which we\u2019re not. So don\u2019t submit a resume to us looking for a job. By the way, the Latin in<\/p>\n

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